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Lazy river isn't even fun it's way too packed and you have to wait forever just to get a tube. Stay far away from aquatica unless you want to waste your time being hot, hungry, and only enjoying petting the stingrays. The Seaworld side is much better for rides and food they even have a splash pad.

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ZERO SEATING UNLESS YOU PAY FOR IT even then it's sold out or arrive before park even opens just make a rat race dash to a chair with your family. No one stops adults and large kids from being in obvious toddler areas. 3 miniscule slices of watermelon was close to 5 bucks! Hamburger and chicken dry as the Sahara. Instead of them working simultaneously only one person at a time went down even though it's 3 separate rides! Food was absolutely disgusting and only one place in the entire park. We waited in 3 different lines trying to slide only to leave after waiting a minimum of 30 mins with no movement. We sat in one spot on the stairs for 35 mins on another one. Wait time exceeded 40 mins on the fastest slides in the park. Only one attendant for each set of slides on fathers day! Like come on it's only 5 slide areas in the park how can't you staff it appropriately. They do not know how to manage lines for slides AT ALL.

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